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Finding the G Spot isn’t the issue, saying it out loud is. And that’s a problem.
You can scroll past a thousand thirst traps.
Say “vagina candle” without flinching.
Watch tampon ads on primetime.
But say G Spot in an ad?
Flagged. Shadow-banned. Silenced.
In 2025.
We’re not talking about porn. We’re talking about a functional soft drink.
Low sugar. Caffeine-free. Packed with adaptogens, nootropics, and botanicals that do more than just taste good.
And apparently, calling it what we call it — honestly, proudly — is still a step too far.
That’s not just irritating.
That’s revealing.
We didn’t choose the name to shock. We chose it to be clear.
We called it G Spot because we believe in naming pleasure, not shaming it.
Because the G Spot isn’t vulgar. It’s biological. It’s cultural. It’s ours.
But from the moment we launched, we’ve been met with resistance:
- Ads rejected for “inappropriate content”
- Posts suppressed for “adult language”
- Retailers unsure if they can “get it through compliance”
And all for what?
Three syllables that simply suggest people feeling good.
The real issue? It makes people uncomfortable.
Not because it’s crude. But because it’s clear.
Because it puts women’s power, pleasure, and autonomy on a shelf — where everyone can see it.
That’s what’s unsettling.
That’s what gets censored.
We live in a world where "clean beauty" is safe, "gut health" is palatable, and "mindfulness" is monetised.
But pleasure?
Still taboo — especially when it’s women-led, women-owned, and refuses to be euphemised.
We’re not here to play nice. We’re here to provoke change.
G Spot was built as a cultural provocation dressed as a drink.
We stand for:
- Saying the things we were told to whisper
- Making wellness inclusive, not prescriptive
- Turning taboo into a tool for connection, rebellion, and self-trust
And yeah, we’re cheeky. That’s intentional.
Because rebellion should taste good, too.
So no, we won’t tone it down.
We won’t rebrand for platforms that still think women’s bodies are “too explicit.”
We won’t sanitise our mission to make it algorithm-friendly.
We won’t apologise for making people think — or blush.
We’ll keep saying it. Bottling it. Selling it.
Because until saying G Spot is as normal as saying Green Juice, we’ve got work to do.
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